Metal Gear Solid 2 in a Nutshell
- Solidus: It was all part of my plan!
- Ocelot: It was actually all part of the Patriot's plan!
- Liquid Snake's Arm: It was actually all part of my plan!
If Ubisoft wanted me to pay loads of money for Splinter Cell: Blacklist DLC, then they’d offer an audio track of Michael Ironside doing all the Sam Fisher dialogue. Charge me $20. I’d pay it. Seriously.
The same thought occurred to me for Metal Gear – offer a David Hayter track as DLC. I’m sure Kiefer Sutherland will be great, but I’d still pay extra to hear the people’s Snake. (I wouldn’t pay $20, but maybe $5, which probably wouldn’t cover the expense, but still….) Not likely to happen, considering we’ve never even gotten the Japanese audio tracks as options, but still….
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.